Last month, after it was determined that Lindsay Lohan couldn't follow directions and had violated her parole, a judge ordered the actress to be fitted with an alcohol-monitoring device in order to avoid going to jail. The device went off on Sunday night while Lohan was attending an MTV Movie Awards party, a bench warrant was issued for her arrest, Lohan accused everyone of being lying liars and today she's a free woman What?
So, the first warning was just a warning warning, the kind of empty threat I give my kids when I tell them I'm going to sell them to the circus if they don't give me a pedicure? I need some lawyer-type person to break this all down for me. Because I'm thinking that if Lohan were a male, a minority and hadn't starred in 'Parent Trap' she'd be trading in her Prada for a hairnet and an orange jumpsuit. Or at least being sold to the circus. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tags: lindsay lohan | lindsay lohan scram | parent trap